Make Up for the Days I Neglected Bonanza!!

How many days back am I? I think it's 3, including today. So let's do this. In the good Las Vegas way.

1) Would you rather eat dogfood flavored shit, or shit flavored dogfood?

2) What would you do if your face was emoticons, and you would only be able to express emotion that way for the rest of your life? I assume :(

3) What would you do if before starting a conversation with anyone, you had to tell them what you honestly thought of them? For example: "Hey Arin. You're bearable, it'd be better if you shave more often. Or at least bigger boobs. So how's your day?"

And we're even! Yaay. Although I seem to recall winning a bet about that chick in Math class. I think you still owe me a sammich. But I'm willing to put it behind us. For the better of our friendship. Winky face.

Now I have *cough* more important matters to attend to.

1/25/11: "teh union jack"

What would you do if you woke up one morning and you were British?
Comment, suggest, etc.

I'd say a whole bunch of British insults, like "twa'".

BLOGGIN IN CLASS! BLOGGIN IN CLASS!!!

1/24/11: "transie"

Would you rather have the ability to change your own sex, or that of others, and why?
Post a comment, kk??


Imma answer my own question here, because i's bored...
I'd rather have th ability to change others' sexes because it'd be kinda weird and fun to see what they would look like, and because I know I'd be disappointed in the size of my chest. :(((

The TOM!!

Youtube user tomkitsune answering my "body" question. AWESOME!!!
Tom makes machinima, does animation, and is a major contributor to GuitarmasterX7 and Dexterboy124's "Sanity Not Included" series.

Here's his YouTube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/tomkitsune?blend=1&ob=4

1/23/11: "penguins"

What would you do if your hands turned into penguins?
Comment n such!!

1/21/11: "quickie" AND an update

Would you rather be eternally drunk, baked, or hyper?
Comment, or don't. But please do.

So weekends are going to be sort of a tradeoff. I'll probably end up putting one question per weekend, whether it be on Saturday or Sunday. At least until I get someone else to help me with these.

Also, I posted one of my awkward questions (see "body") on a Mr. Tom Kitsune's formspring, and he answered!! I'll post a link to his page, and a pic of his response.
Formspring is basically a reverse blog; people ask him questions, and then the person picks through and answers.

So yeah. Sorry about the late post. ;D

1/20/11: "quite a paradox"

If you kill a time-paradox clone* of yourself, is it murder or suicide?
Comment n stuff!

*Ok, let's say you have the ability to time travel, and go back in time X years to give your past self to go outside and get some friends, but through a tear in time/space** created by the time travel, he comes with you. There are now two of "you" in this reality.

**Time/Space Continuum. Wikipedia, bitches.